Saturday, 17 December 2011

God is a voyeur and Jesus is a Zombie.


One of the reasons I’m not very attached to this thing called religion and the belief that God exist it’s because it freaks me out a bit the phrase “God is everywhere”.I admit I am bit paranoid, and the idea of being watched 24 hours a day by an entity with a beard, colourful t-shirts, calling for peace (In my head God is a Hippie), makes me very uncomfortable. 

Ok, you can say “but God protects you and look for you”. Right…The thing is, I do not need him to watch over me while I’m in the bathroom, or while I’m dressing up or even when I’m running around the house naked screaming “THIS IS SPARTA!!!”. Is he looking in those moments? 
The bible says that God create the universe in 7 days, but what about evolution, the big bang theory (I love you Sheldon) and a bunch of other theory's that totally destroys the bible? What about the dinosaurs? If Jesus was riding a velociraptor fighting the Romans, I admit, I would probably be a Christian, but let's face it, we all now that the bible is just a book and God doesn't exist. Look at the world, there are wars, natural disasters, diseases, etc, a bunch of bad things made by man and there is no sing of God to stop it. Ok. He is not a super hero, but give me a break, if he loves the humankind, he probably needs to do something now. In my opinion, He is a bad man. The flood in a bible is an example. He wiped the human race from the Earth, only Noah and his family escaped, talking about overeating. I tough the Devil was the bad guy here. Really I did. But God punishes and needs 24 hours worshipping....is he a woman?! At least I know woman exist, and I like them very much.

But I have to admit it, Christians are cool. Why you may ask? How can I say, people that believe in something I don't are cool? It's quite simple. Think with me. Jesus died and came to life 3 days after his death...I know what you are thinking he is a ZOMBIE! Zombies are cool, and I like zombies a lot. Imagine. People worshipping a zombie. How cool is that?

I could continue talking trash about religion, God and Jesus but I will continue in another future post. Believe me I have much more things to say.





12 comments:

  1. Nice post, I have a similar opinion of religion.

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  2. I have exactly the same opinion. Keep it up dude.

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  3. interesting post. i disagree but everyone has their opinion

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  4. mhh, i am not sharing your statement, because everyone can keep his own opinion. and your arguments are not objective

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  5. "when I’m running around the house naked screaming “THIS IS SPARTA!!!”."
    LOL
    I just pictured this scene hahahahahahaha

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  6. this post is hilarious! xD
    keep it up!

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  7. God needs to create a real life 3D zombie game.. why god? because he can make it happen lol.

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  8. LOL

    GOD iz God.zILLA

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  9. ahaahhaha i loled all the read. this just makes sense.

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